Unicycle, Juggling, and Stuff You Can't Do

Stuff you can't do, written and signed by what you don't have: a unicycle.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Sorry...

Sorry for the last one... I guess it doesn't work!

Just in case, I'll try again.


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Does this work?


Saturday, October 14, 2006

I haven't seen you in a long time...

Since I've been gone! [dee-doo di-deeee doo]


Never mind, It's a Great Big Sea song. Anyway, I got a YouTube account, so I'll be giving you movies occasionally. Starting with one from August (45141):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jRB24tPx5k


WHY do they have names like that? Are they numbers in base 36 or something? Actually, since some of them are capital and some are lower-case, It would have to be base 62. That would be a lot of videos!

Anyway, Just copy & paste it into the URL place on your browser and press enter. Or return if you have a Mac (I'm not sure about Linux).

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Old USB Cable

Found it. Fantastic.

Other than that, I have nothing to say.

Oh, wait, yes I do. Curbs are now being added to "Offroad Drive". They look pretty good for jumping on, too!

Saturday, September 30, 2006

New USB Cable!

1st Law of North America: Buy another one. Well, we still haven't found the old USB cable, so we got another one!



Hey, I remember this! Now it's all boring, with just pebbles. [Sigh]



I guess I'm waving my arm for balance while I hop this curb. I swear, I'm much better now! Examples of how much better I am: This trick is absolutely no preblemo and my record for # of hops in a row without pedalling is... 65!


Oh, um... Hi Hayway.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Hops. Many, Many hops

It's the kid here! I been having a lot of homework, so I haven't gotten around to putting anything on here. Dude's really tired, so he asked me to put something on here.

You know why he's really tired? RECORD ALERT: 36 hops in a row WITHOUT PEDALING!!! It looks pretty much like "boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing -
boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing - boing." Get the point?

Anyway, I'm really proud of that and I think Dude probably is too. I'll check. DUDE? ARE YOU PROUD OF... okay, I think he gets the point. Anyway, unicycles don't yell, so I guess you will never know. Who cares anyway what a stup... OW!!! Stop it, Dude. He says he is proud. He also says that was yesterday. You sure, Dude?

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Haven't Written to You in a While!

Sorry that I haven't updated this for a while. You know, the kid has school and I just lie around all day. He learned a new mount! Oh, ya, you don't know what a mount is. A mount is a way of getting on a unicycle. What he does is he holds the back of my seat with his left hand, puts his right foot on my right pedal, and puts his left foot behind his right foot (on the ground, of course). Then he kicks his left foot up on the right side (inside his right foot) and up around the seat. You didn't get that? Rats.

Now if only I could find that USB cable...